Literal Translation

Tonight the kids watched a Disney documentary on ocean life that Grandpa Duke sent. Among the favorites were the adorable seals playing in the surf and lounging on the beach. With seals on the mind the kids headed up to bed. While Addie was in the bathroom she found a soap dispenser and read the instructions out loud, "To Open, Break Seal". With a horrified look on her face she turned to her dad and said, "You have to break a seal to open this!?!"